Doomed (R: 2007)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0956335/ * Director: Michael Su * Starring: Mary Christina Brown … Sybil (as M. C. Brown); Steve Cryen … Reese; Sara Diaz … Leigh (as Sarah Diaz); Desmond Faison … Craven; Aaron Gaffey … Wes; Michael Kehoe … Holagram Host; and many more. *
This has got to be one of the worst movies ever produced. Those who know me, know I’m a zombie fan. A big zombie fan. Zombie movies usually equate to B-rate Horror. In fact, I’ve seen some really bad zombie movies. But have to say this one takes the prize. I found it in the bargain bin for $3 a few months ago – now I see why, and why I hadn’t bothered watching it until now. I doubt I’ll get 25 cents for it at the used video store. It’s about a time in the near future when death row criminals are given a chance to pardon themselves via a game show/reality tv show that tries to mimic “Survivor” with “House of the Dead”. They are dropped on an island to make it across the island to find 50 million dollars awaiting them as well as a full pardon and their freedom. Little do they know the island is filled with fast-running rage-filled zombies. It even lacks the usual blood of a zombie film. Bad plot, bad acting, bad lines. Sheer crap. Rating: 1 star out of 5.