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<\/a><\/I><\/FONT><\/DIV><\/p>\nFriday, 8 April 2016<\/B>
Hood River, Oregon – White Salmon\/Mount Adams, WA<\/I><\/p>\n
Early to rise, the Explorers found the Rogue Miles passed out in his lawn chair head drooping around the fire ring, the Rogue Kevin in his 5th-wheel passed out. Dozens of beer cans scattered around the fire pit. The Explorers left with hopes of not waking the drunken duo.
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They hopped into the Explorer and headed off to Hood River. It was a beautiful day. Across the toll bridge, with hopes of having a productive day, the Adventurers headed off to Dairy Queen for some wifi while Cian was playing in the kid zone. The five buck lunch for each of them, they were satisfied. Then came the call for help from the dastardly rogues. So Sir Thomas Leaf, Lady Etain, and the Prince piled back into the Explorer and raced off to Mount Adams.
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Unclear instructions of where to go, wandering state forest roads without a cell signal, they eventually found the drunken duo who had gotten stuck in a rut with ice, snow, and mud. Miles’ father had lent him his truck and the Rogues slid it into a tree, smashing the side mirror, breaking the headlight, and twisting the bumper and tires. They tried to pull them out, but no luck. Luckily an hour later a good samiritan with a big truck pulled them out. Sir Thomas drove the plastered Miles back apparently lecturing him on his errands and causing a rift between the two. the Rogue Kevin rode with the Prince and Lady Etain back in the Explorer. Once safely back at Miles’ cabin, the adventurers dropped them off, and the Rogues off to sleep with dreams most probably of how they were going to tell Miles’ dad what they did to his truck.
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After helping the drunken rogues, safely back on the land in White Salmon, the explorers returned to Hood River to finish their internet work, job hunting, product listings, and order fulfillment. They dropped by Starbucks for chai and wifi. They wrapped up the evening at Subway for dinner. There, they continued their free wifi use for job hunting and product listings. The young Prince met one of the Subway worker’s kids there, they played with a wooden car set, and the little boy gave the Prince a wooden car set to bring home with them. A friendship was made. <\/p>\n
Mileage: 100<\/B>
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